Let Jeff Ross insult you; Win $1K at Hard Rock poker

Insult comic Jeff Ross takes over Magic City Casino’s Stage 305 at 7 and 10 p.m. Saturday. Ross, who Magic City COO Scott Savin calls “The one-man verbal assault unit,” began season two of the show “Roast Battle” on Comedy Central last month. I interviewed Ross back in my Sun-Sentinel days. The New Jersey native talked about speed-roasting, doing a show in a Texas prison and the fact that if you’re roasted while your date is present, you’re bound to get action later. Tickets start at $30. VIP tables are available for $300 and include seating for four. New wave pop band The Romantics plays a free show at the casino at 8 p.m., from Sky 7 - 37 lounge.

Meanwhile, one very good poker hand could make you a lot of money Friday at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The high hand every half hour from 2 p.m. to midnight pays $1,000 and the $1K payout rolls over if no one hits it.

Hialeah Park also has big paydays on Monday. High hands are $1,000 every 30 minutes from noon to 9 p.m.

Casino Miami catches up on Valentine’s Day with “Win a Chevy Silverado for your Sweetie.” Slot players have from now until the 11 p.m. Saturday drawing to earn entries.

Calder Casino gives those over 55 a little love each Tuesday. Players’ club members who accrue 20 slot points receive $10 in free slot play.

Gulfstream Park slot players who 50 points Monday receive a scratch card with guaranteed free play of up to $2,000 from 9 a.m.

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